Deemed Psychotic - Lyrics

Get ready for his visit, it won't be like last year

His skin's gone green, his heart's gone cold, he's murdered his reindeer,

If you hear him creep around you'd best stay in your bed

Cause Santa's up and walking round, he's the Christmas undead

• Yeah, zombie Santa's comin'!

• Comin' to your town!

• Zombie Santa's comin'!

• Comin' to hunt you down!

It all began, late last year, when Santa Claus got stuck,

His fat caught in a chimney, he was heard to scream 'this SUCKS!'

When a fire was lit and poor Santa began to roast

He cursed and kicked and screamed and fought; he knew that he was toast

Then a voodoo ritual, performed by Cindy Loo

Brought back dear old Santa, though much of him was goo

Now the children on his list try to be oh so bad

So zombie Santa won't burst in and eat their mom and dad

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Oh zombie Santa! Please just pass me by

Don't eat my flesh, bite my neck or gouge out both my eyes

I know you love to snap and pop our brains out of our heads

But please, dear zombie Santa, I don't wanna be a zed!

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• (repeat chorus)

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