DEPARTMENT MISSION: To oversee, coordinate, and manage all demon departments and activities. Also responsible for the general running of the demon complex. Governing protocol is decided by a select few demons.

ORIGINAL DEPARTMENT NAME: none

SLOGAN: none

TOTAL STAFF: 277,687 demons

SECTIONS: Medical, Historical, Educational, Service and Maintenance, Traffic Control, Department Coordination

TOTAL 1ST CLASS DEMONS: none

Currently moderating negotiations between the Sloth Department and Service and Maintenance. Investigating Wrath Department (specific target: The Demon of Petty Disturbances) for interference with human writer [see news story on same]. Coordinating renovations to Hell. Implementing new algorithm in Traffic Control to ease arrivals.

Humphrey, Service and Maintenance 3rd Class Demon, Hair Stylist: In recognition of his outstanding hair styles that have earned him the recognition in Drop Dead Demons (publication) as the premiere shock stylist in Hell.