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Edward
Administration Department - 3rd Class Demon
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 Dr.
Khala
Remember your 6 month check-up!
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| I think I've got it!
I know I've said this before, but I really do think I've got it. Initial
tests are all positive. Now all we have to do is track the on-going results.
A full life span is scheduled for analysis, so I have more time on my hands
than I usually do after reporting back.
It's kind of not satisfying; like what I hear other males say premature
ejaculation is like. I got my Demon of the Month award a month before I
hit on the latest mixture. When I reported back with my very satisfying
results I barely got a 'well-done' before I was ushered out the door. I
know things are in a bit of an uproar, but come on, did you read the latest
news? Who do you think is responsible? Me, that's who.
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| I've been a bachelor for the last two centuries.
I enjoy the bachelor lifestyle but could really use a more constant companion
who can put up with my work schedule. My research demands I spend a lot
of time human side, but if you can deal with that you'll find when I am
home I'm all the companion you need to keep you busy. |
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| Interests: My work has left me very little time to
develop any side interests other than sex. However, I have spent quite
a bit of time attempting to genetically engineer vultures with an additional
head flap that would help to keep them cool in the desert.
Favourite pastime: When I do get back to Hell, I really enjoy a long
soak and massage at The Sulphur Spa. Yolanda is the best and if you tip
her enough she'll give you her extra special massage ...
Pet peeve: Human hands. They're so small!
Quote: "If you haven't found the answer, you probably haven't mucked
around in the shit enough."
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