Hell's reaction to the news was not as positive. The Wrath Department is currently in an uproar, and reports are in that several underling demons have already lost their heads when an unnamed 2nd Class Demon went on a rampage in the offices. Contacts in the Administrative Department have said inquires were underway as to how this human wrote the story. Tronaugh, 1st Class Demon of Petty Disturbances, was detained for questioning.

"I have never met this human, been assigned to this human, nor, to my knowledge, been seen by this human. This is obviously a case of hyper-link psychosis from prolonged exposure to the ether," Tronaugh said. "I'm confident all evidence in the investigation will confirm this. I have nothing to hide."

While Hell tests the ether for evidence of Ameringer's presence the decision of whether or not to allow the book to be published continues to be debated. In the meantime, human reality marches onward. Human Reality Experts warn that if Hell does not act decisively within the next few months the probability bend of the book being published will be too strong to do anything about.

"We will be taking The Demon Daily to the cutting edge of publications in Hell," said Tsu. "The Demon Daily will not only be back in digital form as an automatic uplink in your terminals, but will also be broadcast on Cranium Wave 6.341 for those of you with implants."

Tsu's statements mark a dramatic shift for The Demon Daily, which was reverted purely to a paper publication under the helm of Heinlein. Heinlein desired to "hook into the kitsch" of the archaic publication method, but readers were apathetic to his efforts. Claiming "All of you need a good jyinbetz to the head," Heinlein made his exit from The Demon Daily today via a side passage.

DNET welcomes the return of our digital brother, The Demon Daily, under the guidance of new Editor-in-Chief Akira Tsu.

First on the schedule are the well used and overly shabby common areas. However much we enjoy the current art-deco look we can all agree that one thousand years of it is enough! Sources inside Administration claim the new look is centered in the post-modern-Zyplst era circa Earth 3821 A.D., which should be quite a change.

Second on the schedule (and surprisingly enough) are the 3rd class demon residences for all departments. In a radical shift from standard protocol, Administration has pushed the 3rd level domiciles to a priority position, claiming, "Our 3rd Class Demons work extraordinarily hard and have been undervalued for far too long. Their residences are some of the oldest in the complex and are badly in need of repairs."

Renovations of department offices and the remaining residence spaces are also planned. However, despite several student protests, Demon University is not scheduled for repairs. University group Students Under Constant Kiptz (S.U.C.K.) responded in formal letter, stating, " The University is falling apart. Two students were injured last year when the ceiling of their dorm room collapsed. Staircase X7 has been closed because it's too dangerous to use. Our terminal uplinks are from the mid-21st century. ... [Administration] will eventually pay for this by having to deal with the upcoming graduating classes who, in all likelihood, are not ready to take their place in demon society."