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Methane Man
Psychoboy pic
Methane Man, Methane Man
Methane Man cut some cheese, cut some spicy cheese
Methane Man said "That's a small one, just a tease"
Methane Man, he don't need no beans
He don't need no beans
He's only twelve, barely in his teens
    Methane Man, fart, fart while you can
    Methane Man, fart, fart while you can
He don't need no beans; he don't have no manners
He's just a boy, he don't know no better
The world's his toy
Methane Man gobbin' in the streets
Laughin' at the people when it hits their feet
Methane Man he's my friend
And he'll stick with me 'til the end
'Til the bitter end
    Fart! Fart!
    While you can!
    Methane Man (repeat)
    He'll stick with me 'til the bitter end
    Fart! Fart!
    While you can!
    Methane Man (repeat)
    He'll stick with me 'til the bitter end
    Fart! Fart!
    While you can!
    Methane Man (repeat)